No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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