the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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