I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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