he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
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