ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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