walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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