have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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