So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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