Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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