I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
me + whiskey = a bad person
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
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