next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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