She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Dick very happy bro
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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