i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Randomize
