you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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