It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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