Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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