hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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