Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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