there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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