Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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