But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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