hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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