Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
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I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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