So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
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I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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