You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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