i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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