is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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