just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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