omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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