Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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