im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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