can u get pink eye on your cock?
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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