that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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