There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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