i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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