found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
it's like iHOP with fire
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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