eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Dick very happy bro
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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