HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I licked your asshole in confidence.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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