hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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