Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
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