i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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