Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
