I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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