i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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