I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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