I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
