margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
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