My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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