If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
Randomize
