Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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