Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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