I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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