White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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