He is such a slut. More and more my type.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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