belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
one two three fourrrrnication!
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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